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PROFESSIONAL DOG-WASTE MANAGEMENT

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Your satisfaction is our top priority. That’s why we offer a flexible 30 Day Money Back Guarantee—you can cancel anytime, no questions asked.

Safety Commitment

We prioritize health and safety through sanitary practices and extra precautions—like photographing gates to ensure dogs stay secure.

Flexible Service Options

Choose a one-time, weekly, bi-weekly, monthly, or 2x-per-week plan.

Convenient Service

Receive real-time updates and enjoy a fast, hassle-free experience.

Easy Subscription Management

Control, modify or skip your service anytime through our user-friendly customer portal.

No Contracts

Enjoy flexible, contract-free service — start or stop anytime.

HOW IT WORKS

Choose from one of our One-Time, Weekly, Bi-Weekly, Monthly, or Twice-Per-Week service plans. Once you've chosen, set up your account to customize your cleanup schedule.

Once you sign up, you will be assigned to a service route based on your location & selected service frequency.

On the day of service, expect a heads-up text an hour before we show up & a follow-up email once your yard is spotless — keeping you informed every step of the way.

Your T.D.P. technician thoroughly & efficiently clears your dog’s waste, securely double-bagging it & placing it in your trash or preferred location—so you can enjoy a cleaner, safer, & more enjoyable yard.

New customers signing up mid-month will be charged a pro-rated amount for the remainder of the month initially, and then billed on the standard monthly schedule. 

Billing happens on the 1st of each month before service begins. You can set up auto-pay with a bank account or card inside your account. Get invoices and receipts by email or in the customer portal.

If payment isn’t received before your first service of the month, your account will be placed on hold and taken off the schedule. Service will resume once payment is made.

WHY THE DOOTY PATROL?

Safe Hands, Clean Yards

We don’t just let anyone scoop—our team is thoroughly background-checked and screened, so you (and your family) can rest easy knowing your yard is in good hands.

Paws First, Always

Your pet’s safety is our top priority. We sanitize our tools and shoes with kennel-grade disinfectant after every service to stop germs in their tracks, and we provide photo confirmation of securely closed gates to ensure your dog stays safe after every visit.

Trusted Service, Every Time

At TDP we don’t just clean up—we show up and show out. From our professional, dependable team to our responsive customer service, we’re with you every step of the way. Enjoy a seamless, hassle-free experience from start to finish, with premium care that puts you and your pup first.

THE DOOTY PATROL

AT THE DOOTY PATROL®, WE PICK UP WHERE YOUR PUP DROPS OFF

Let’s be real—being a dog parent is pawsitively the best. But scooping the poop? That’s a steaming pile of no thanks. Luckily, we’re flush with experience. Since 2021, The Dooty Patrol® has been taking the crap out of your schedule (and your yard), giving you more time for belly rubs, zoomies, and whatever weird thing your dog does during conference calls.

Our mission? Simple: Handle the “business end” of your best friend’s business—with professional service, eco-friendly care, and a tail-wag-worthy attitude. We’re #1 in the #2 biz.

From Boston’s barkiest ‘burbs to the city sidewalks, we help pet parents reclaim their yards and their dignity—one gloriously-timed scoop at a time. Our techs are background-checked, obsessively trained, and gate-closing champions (seriously, it’s like a sport to them). We sanitize our gear, respect your turf, and never half-a** a full job.

Got one floofy nugget or an entire bark brigade? No prob. We’ve got the scoop—and the stamina—to keep your yard clean, fresh, and totally toe-squish-free.

FAQs

  • Our plans start at just $28 per visit. Price depends on your yard size, pup count, and how often you want us to swing by. Big yard + more dogs = slightly bigger price. But no surprises—we’ll always quote you first.

  • We double-bag it for maximum freshness containment and place it neatly in your trash bin or a preferred spot of your choosing. Out of sight, out of stank—and no mystery bags left where they don’t belong.

  • Nope! Whether you’ve got one tiny tail-wagger or a whole squad of serial poopers, we’re fully equipped (and mentally prepared) to handle the load.

  • Short answer: yes. Long answer: also yes. It’s loaded with bacteria and parasites—not exactly the stuff you want decorating your lawn or your kids’ sneakers.

  • Not at all. As long as we can get into the yard, we’ll do our thing while you’re doing literally anything else.

  •  We love dogs! But for safety and speed, we ask that pets be brought inside or secured during service.

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